Spaghettine

Yeah, they're pretty much what goes for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Giant blobs of noodles, sauce, and meatballs. Some have eyes on eyestalks, others have eyes embedded in the meatballs, and some have dozens of googly eyes. They're pretty creepy things, as a matter of fact. Their only attacks are Summon Pirates, Summon Strippers, and Drop Barrel of Beer. Needless to say, the pirates can be rather devastating unless you yourself are a pirate. And strippers are fun. Beware of the beer. It's Dead Guy Ale. You won't know whether you should counter attack or break out the kegerator and some glasses.

The origins of the Spaghettine are rather amusing. They were created in an accident involving an FBL-loving wizard, an FBL, a mosquito and plenty of magical energy. This same accident created the Adiposan.